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Callie Palmer's avatar

No way am I doing any favors for kale, especially not a massage. Ew.

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Ariel's avatar

Beautifully written. Sending love to you and your family during this truly poop-tornado of a time. Thanks for giving me a little chuckle with this one.

I also struggle with kale. There is one restaurant near me that does a kale salad that has so much pecorino that one might even surmise that the kale has been massaged with it. It’s very good.

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Caroline van de Pol's avatar

I think I'm ready to try this one... swirling fresh pesto through spaghetti as a starter

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Frank's avatar

Well that didn't go where I thought (nay hoped!) which was disturbing...after being ready for some kick booty absolution!!! All the more irritating because I had to laugh at your hands in kale and avocado slime!

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